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shiksa-feminista:

riningear:

Pompeii 
(pitched to different “gender”)

Sorry for low-tier quality, I just really wanted to hear what this would sound like. 

HOLY FUCK

(via azureaswell)

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

shell-tear-your-world-apart:

endsofadream:

SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.

Now that’s how you get laid boys.

(via whattheshitnavychick)

roselastrider:

>gettin hot and heavy w/ a girl

>she then tells me to talk dirty

>tell her that 10% of the world’s carbon dioxide emissions are stored in dirt

>she’s still turned on and now she knows a little more about mother earth

>copulate and educate

(via azureaswell)

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

(via starchasertonight)

"I crave your legs intertwined with mine, I crave nothing but you, in the most simplest of ways."

Unknown (via fatalicized)

(Source: callmefranz36, via turnyourwoundsin2wisdom)

i-bang-bosendorfers:

Trivia: Bach had more children (20) than he had parallel fifths in his chorales (17).
© don’t shoot the pianist

i-bang-bosendorfers:

Trivia: Bach had more children (20) than he had parallel fifths in his chorales (17).

© don’t shoot the pianist

(via whattheshitnavychick)